‘Embarrassed’ Melania Trump Hopes The Donald Will Not Respond To Stormy Daniels’ ‘Full Disclosure’ Book

This is unprecedented, a president — Donald Trump — has his manhood mocked at by a former adult entertainment star, Stormy Daniels, and there is little he can do about it.

Several media outlets have obtained advance copies of Stormy’s book called Full Disclosure where she spoke about her sexual encounter with The Donald while he was married to Melania Trump who had just given birth to their son, Barron.

Stormy said the 72-year-old has a manhood that looks like a “toadstool” from Mario Kart. The Donald is livid, but he has been advised not to respond to his one-night stand.

An insider stated: “Donald is absolutely livid about Stormy Daniels‘ description of his penis and bedroom performance. He prides himself on his manhood, and he’s furious that he’s been made into this figure of ridicule. He can’t stand being mocked like this.”

The person added: “He’s kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place though. He’s constantly denied having any kind of sexual relationship with Stormy, so he has to be careful how he retaliates, as not to go against his past denials. But, he wants to hit back hard.”

People are having a field day with the news.

One follower replied: “I just read about this Whatever he paid her; it wasn’t enough!!!!! Honestly, I feel like she has more integrity than he EVER had in his lifetime. For her, the money wasn’t worth watching the country go to shit by a moron. I praise her for that!! Stomach turning. But then, so is everything about this guy. Nobody needs to visualize that.”

Another person stated: “LOL. A president stupid enough not to get an NDA signed deserves all this, damn. Don’t you ever insult Toad like this again? This is the language used to describe a President?”

This Trump supporter wrote: “She says it was the “least impressive sex that she had ever had. Somehow I find that hard to believe considering she went back for more. She’s an opportunist that didn’t get a slot on the apprentice, and she got mad. Not the first woman scorned and definitely won’t be the last. Her 15 mins are up… no one cares about extramarital affairs after what Bill Clinton did in the Oval Office consensual sex is child’s play. Disgusting. This is why so many women abandoned the feminist movement a long time ago. Decent women who want to be respected AS WOMEN want nothing to do with this!”